Sleepless over Seattle

I can't sleep on flights. I've bought $350 noise canceling headphones, tried multiple prescription drugs, have a nige neck pillow, eye shades - nothing seems to work. This is my fourth long international flight this year, and I've got at least four more to do. I really want to conquer this beast.



They sleep. Easily. Grrr. I know the bible says don't covet thy neighbor's wife. I'm just jealous of thy neighbor's wife's ability to sleep...